Glory Hoe

1. The designated bar hoe.

?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"

?? - "No."

?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."

2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.

"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."

3. George Washington's gardening hoe.

"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."

lol examples nigga Glory Hoe

Created by: Sean Mason Daniel Hillman Jason Schlack

by The one and onlyAngriestBeaver April 9, 2013

glompdick

(verb) To embrace enthusiastically or pounce to hug with an erect penis.

Be careful, Johnny likes to glompdick people.

by KotaPhoenix January 28, 2014

Glomotoma

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.

Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.

by smb0072962 August 22, 2022

boob glory hole

Two circular holes, similar to that of regular glory hole in which a woman places a titty into said holes.

Yea, I stoped by Adam and Eve and they had a boob glory hole in the back. It was awesome

by Boobgloryhole November 28, 2022

turbo charged glory

any vehicle that has a trubo in it, or any body who puts a turbo in a vehicle. the vehicle thenm nbecomes "turbo charged glory" it is a noun verb and an adjective all in one.

1.,skip: wow that was afast how come you totally smoked all those honda assholes in body kits and muffler tips
Sean: turbo charged glory son!

2."hey your car what does it have under the hood?
"turbo charged glory!"

by the guy rules April 21, 2005

Glizzy in the Gloryhole

A more modern term for "canary in a coal mine".

Anthony: "Hey Mike, do you think I should raw-dog this glory hole in the bathroom?"
Mike: "Nah man, use a glizzy first from this Oscar Meyer pack to make sure its not some Eldritch Horror beyond the hole. Gotta use the good ol' Glizzy in the Gloryhole method, it never fails."

by donkeykongvaporwave October 31, 2023

glomps

spontaneously jumping on somone's back lovingly.

she glomped him as he walked past.

by rain in boxes August 11, 2004