Grobot

Someone who compulsively pants weed out of control

Dude! You have way too many pot plants in this tiny apartment!
You gotta stop, man…what are you, a Grobot?

by Rebel Dandy April 20, 2019

globolgo

An action verb. The noise a bug makes for its mating call, especially for Pixar characters such as woody the cowboy from toy story.

“Globolgo, ANDY’S COMING!”

by susspolice August 23, 2021

GlobeTodd

Someone who believes the Earth to be a rotating sphere.
Also see “Don’t be a Todd”

I can’t believe the GlobeTodds think the ground beneath their feet is in motion.

by FlynRobertCormac July 7, 2022

globstopper

globstopper is a word in weston’s (sinjin drowning) vocabulary. this can be used as a insult to anyone, specifically people on roblox.

“you’re such a globstopper!”

by Evehope December 17, 2022

Anal Globetrotter

When you finger an anus and your partner does a full 360 degree turn on your finger, like a globetrotter spinning a basketball.

My girlfriend was dizzy after giving her an anal globetrotter.

by Roy McHebroid October 12, 2017

globtard

(noun): an individual that is stoned beyond functioning through ingesting hash oil. "Globtard" can also refer to a person that smokes hash oil with such regularity that his/her "normal" functioning has been irreparably impaired. You can spot a globtard usually because their mouths hang loose and rivulets of drool collect on their t shirts while they stare catatonically, neither awake nor asleep.

Dude, I can't smoke hash oil because I turn into such a globtard.

All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.

by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014

Globetard

A term used by Flat Earthers to discribe a person with limited intelligence.

Bill trolls globetards on the internet

by Yahshua Dude August 26, 2018