by MrsBekky April 29, 2021
Get the Glanella mug.Glane is the type of person that will never lose sight on its desire and ambitions. It will do whatever it takes just to get what it wants. It's the type of person where it wants to be friendly but is passively misunderstood by others. To others it may seem like it's always serious and never to be messed with but is actually fun to be around with. Sometimes when it's not in the mood or in its serious phase its best to just follow and do whatever it orders. If you have a friend like Glane be glad as it is as upfront and caring as anyone else can be.
Glane: I like your idea but lets go with mine instead.
Someone: Why even bother asking if we're gonna go with your idea anyways
Glane: I thought there would be a better idea than mine apparently there arent.
Someone: Why even bother asking if we're gonna go with your idea anyways
Glane: I thought there would be a better idea than mine apparently there arent.
by EggWaffles June 8, 2021
Get the Glane mug.Basically the hottest brand in existence and your soon-to-be favorite beauty brand of all time (if not already). Glamnetic popularized the magnetic liner & lash trend and continues making waves with innovative and on-trend products. When Glamnetic products are applied, a full-on smoke cloud appears, in which you emerge as a total glam goddess *ding*. There’s a reason Glamnetic is the fastest growing beauty brand in 2020, growing from $1m to $50m in sales in just ONE year!
Glamnetic's Thai founder Ann McFerran started Glamnetic on July 31, 2019 out of her tiny apartment in Koreatown, Los Angeles. She saw a major gap in lashes that were easy to apply and wanted to reimagine magnetic lashes and make them cool and trendy. Glamnetic created the world’s first 6-magnet lash and colored magnetic lashes and continues to impress with their on trend press-on nails. Glamnetic continues to win awards like Allure’s best of beauty for their magnetic lashes, Women’s Health Mag Award for Best Press-on Nails, The Brandies awards for best social media account, and Ann being named a featured honoree on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list
Glamnetic's Thai founder Ann McFerran started Glamnetic on July 31, 2019 out of her tiny apartment in Koreatown, Los Angeles. She saw a major gap in lashes that were easy to apply and wanted to reimagine magnetic lashes and make them cool and trendy. Glamnetic created the world’s first 6-magnet lash and colored magnetic lashes and continues to impress with their on trend press-on nails. Glamnetic continues to win awards like Allure’s best of beauty for their magnetic lashes, Women’s Health Mag Award for Best Press-on Nails, The Brandies awards for best social media account, and Ann being named a featured honoree on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list
Girl 1: I can’t apply lashes to save my life. Yesterday I was getting ready for a wedding and I GLUED my eyes shut and had to go to the ER.
Girl 2: OMG girl if you had Glamnetic that wouldn’t have happened to you or OMG girl have you tried Glamnetic?!
Girl 3: I know my other friend told me. I’m going to buy it ASAP!
Girl 1: Wow your lashes and nails look bomb!
Girl 2: Thanks!! They’re Glamnetic, obvs.
Girl 2: OMG girl if you had Glamnetic that wouldn’t have happened to you or OMG girl have you tried Glamnetic?!
Girl 3: I know my other friend told me. I’m going to buy it ASAP!
Girl 1: Wow your lashes and nails look bomb!
Girl 2: Thanks!! They’re Glamnetic, obvs.
by happysillypuppy November 23, 2021
Get the glamnetic mug.Intangible glands in the human body that activate when one has a strong urge or desire for a particular food. The ideal location for such glands would be beneath the lower jaw; on the left and right sides of the Adam's Apple.
example 1: "I really don't need another double fudge brownie, however, my glutton glands are working overboard."
example 2:
Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."
example 2:
Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."
by politicchick September 19, 2009
Get the glutton glands mug.(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.
in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.
in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.
in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!
(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012
Get the derp gland mug.A flaccid, soft penis.
She loves it when I smack her checks with my limp gland.
Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
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