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Gertrude 

Gertrude, the tree that survived the horrific war between the Gertrude and the compasses. Fighting courageously to the death. Gertrude was a tree admired by all human beings especially the Stephanies. Gertrude is still living on although will be forever wounded, it’s fate set in stone by the outrageous compasses.
Look there they are, Gertrude
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Gertrude Mcfuzz 

The best character in Seusical the musical, everyone’s favorite! She is a bird who is bullied for her one feather tail, so she takes pills to make it better. She wants to impress Horton the elephant so she tries her hardest to save him from harm. In the end she adopts horton’s baby and they raise it together.
Person: did you see Liv play Gertrude Mcfuzz in the musical?

Person: oh yes she was my favorite!

Person: I hated that guy who played Horton tho

Gertrude Wonton Thumper

When a man puts wontons in a woman’s mouth and then she gives the man oral sex
Hey baby, wanna do the Gertrude Wonton Thumper?

Uncle Gertrude 

Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!

Gillian Gertrudge 

The name Gillian itself comes from the English language which describes youth and fluffy hair. The crew is a more feminine form or adaptation of Julian. Gertrudge is an adaptation of Gertrude (ˈɡɜ rtru d) and it is a noun. Name given to women: from German words that has a meaning they are "spear" and "strength". Gillian's iconic emoji is the eye-swirl one. She also have a hobby which is making deep meaning stories and simping for STAYC a whole day
"Gillian Gertrudge" is the biggest simp of STAYC and her ultimate bias is Lee Chaeyoung (Isa)
Gillian Gertrudge by Healingphil November 23, 2021

dirty Gertrude 

When you the ugly girl, but in a condom stick it in her nose, pop it, then rip a fat ass fart in her mouth and shit on her face
God damn dude, I can’t believe you gave her a “dirty Gertrude
dirty Gertrude by Daddy Cuh October 2, 2022