Tess Gerritsen

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"

by Read On July 7, 2011

Garrington bah

Bah

What you mean bah - Garrington bah

by Garrington March 6, 2019

gerbil jelly

When you stuff a gerbil up your butt with a tube, remove the tube, then squeeze the gerbil with your sphincter until it slides out. Then you spread it on your toast.

Hey bro, did you try Joel's s gerbil jelly, it's homemade.

by Matter Hatter May 5, 2020

Gemrick

A person that so calm and handsome at the same time,he's friendly too

I want to have friends like gemrick

by Maybe_im pretty August 15, 2021

Gerbilist

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.

The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.

by Ms. Unformation May 7, 2022

Gerrit

Yorkshire term for “get it”.

Used mostly by the common folk of Doncaster

“Pass us the switcher our Simon”
“Frig off Jane”
“Sod off, al gerrit me friggin sen”

by Hoo See June 15, 2019

Gerbil

A small furry animal belonging to the order Rodentia which have no agend whatsoever. one minute its sleepin. the next its humpin a water bottle.

My gerbil is crazy. It's humps everything!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 8, 2005