Gargoyle

Gargoyles are stone carvings said to come alive at night and protect you. Usually perched somewhere high.

I have a gargoyle on top of my house!

by Oof_hi December 10, 2019

gargoyle

When a chick gives a guy a blowjob while he is standing and she is squating in front of him. After he comes, she lets the jizz run out of her mouth like a perched gargoyle with rain water draining from its mouth.

Meredith gave me the hottest gargoyle. She rules.

by Follows Herons August 8, 2006

Gargoyle

Referring to any individual that is ugly!

Ewww, girl I think you need to leave that gargole alone! Cause he is busted!

by Mika1702 February 7, 2003

Gargoyle

a stone statue that in fantasy is said to be a strong demon creature that can glide but not fly and at sunrise must roost and become stone.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Gargoyle

The act getting into a perched position and masturbating. This position is usually reserved for advanced levels.

I was bored, so I got into a gargoyle and busted a nut.

by neelzo September 27, 2008

gargoyle

also a person with a ugly face or facial feature

a fat person with a fat face

by gomer February 28, 2004

Genital Gargoyle

1. An unsightly growth on the genital area, usually caused by unprotected sexual activity.

See also cock goblin

2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.

Gerald would have scored with the ladies far more often, if only he could have his GENITAL GARGOYLE removed.

by Meat January 27, 2003