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Gape date 

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.
Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.
Gape date by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022
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gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
gape insurance by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022

Gape Keeper 

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"
Gape Keeper by Very-NPC June 4, 2024

Gape kissing

When the jaw becomes unhinged while two months are kissing and each tongue is touching the base of the other tongue with both mouths wide open
Did u see that man and woman gape kissing
Gape kissing by Chohan christos February 13, 2026

Gape drape

To enlarge an older woman's vagina hole until it resembles a well made sandwich. With extra meat on the bun.
Gave her the old gape drape. Pass the au jus.

Gummy Gape 

When an gelatinous edible unexpectedly overtakes you and gapes you mentally or gaped your third eye.
Patrick asked his friends for one edible, but instead took three and accidentally but severely gummy gaped himself.
Gummy Gape by Mitchapalooza October 10, 2020