by Harlock October 17, 2012
by GreenMoose65 November 26, 2021
Gage is the name of the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is perfect, sexy, cute, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, makes you happy, makes you blush, makes you smile, makes you laugh, and IS JUST PERFECT. He has the best hair ever and everything about him is perfect ✨. He can be confusing at some times because he doesn’t know what he’s talking about himself LOL 🤦 ♀️🤣. He would never breakup with you unless you CHEAT on him like some people 🙄. He would never cheat, be rude, or say something hurtful because he has the biggest heart 🥺😭❤️.
I love you Gage ❤️😘😍🥰🥺😭
by Gage’s wife ❤️ (princess) December 04, 2021
Gage has a huge and absolutely massive wiener. Is very strong, probably cooler than you, is super strait. You are gay. Everyone he meets is probably a cuck or just a moron. If you had to google this than you probably have a smaller wiener than him. You should respect and fear any person named gage you meet.
by A guy named gage March 30, 2022
Gage is my boyfreind a gage is loyal trustworthy your best freind sticks by your side when times get rough never lets go always happy even when people are rude towards him protective handsome has deep green eyes and sandy colored hair freckles and hes 6'2 a gage is like a gigantic teddy bear that never stops loving you:) you truley need to meet a gage
by bellbell July 02, 2012
Rowdy, drunken, foul, out-of-control behavior stemming from the absence of a pre-frontal cortex. Derived from the famous neuropsychological case of Phineas Gage, a rail road worker who had an iron rod blown into his head in 1848.
You were so Gaged last night you got the cop to pinky-promise not to arrest you if you failed the brethalizer!
by RowdyGage March 13, 2011
An amazing guy loyal to anyone who is important to him usually sporty and born near January love brownies and is probably eating one now has dirty blonde hair and brown eyes and very smart
by Wow I’m cool23 May 03, 2019