Fordham, NY

Quite possibly one of the busiest streets in the Bronx Fordham road during the day will greet you with stores as far as your eye can see, the beautiful Fordham University campus, the train station, a food market, the tattoo parlor, and a very loud black preacher's voice that you would think would be drowned out by all of the cars honking their horns. Don't drive because traffic is inevitable on Fordham Rd and finding parking is damn near impossible. The commute is worth it though. It is hard to find nothing to do on Fordham Rd or its side streets. Not only do you have Arthur Avenue, the Bronx's little Italy, you have numerous clothing stores, such as "Butt Boosting Jeans", delis, and the market.
NEVER travel alone at night; Fordham Rd is incredibly dangerous. I have met a handful of people who claim they have gotten mugged on one of the many side streets off of Fordham Rd, and I was almost mugged myself before I took refuge in a nearby deli.

If you are under the age of 21, most bars will still let you in with a bribe of $5-$10. After 8 or 9pm, everyone stops checking for ID. On the weekends, Fordham is the place to be if all you want to do is drink. The parties are absolutely insane, and Fordham University women are basically freebies; however, be careful because cops roam the streets frequently and may clear out the bars, delis and sometimes the private parties. Just watch your back and you'll have a good time.

I have seen more illegal things in one week in Fordham, NY then I have in my entire life living in Westchester.

If you're white or asian walking alone at night, you might as well put a big red arrow over your head because you will be mugged first.

by That Greek with the Diner August 15, 2011

Ford Ranger

An American mid-sized truck manufactured by Ford. It is supposedly going to be discontinued in 2011, although it was scheduled to be discontinued in 2009, a 2010 model was still released. The Ford Ranger is a great reliable truck, many of which have 200,000+ miles on the odometer and still run strong! These are great trucks and very popular. The reason for discontinuing the truck appears to be due to Ford's lack of attention. The Ranger has not gotten updated much since 1993. A few minor things since then. Apparently due to the success of the F150, Ford devotes alot of hours to improve the F150, and not the Ranger. With this being said foreign mid-sized trucks such as the Toyota Tacoma have been dominating the mid-sized truck industry. The Ranger was the best of the best back in it's day, but it's time has gone now. Rumor has it that the Ranger will be discontinued and the "F100" will be brought back in a few years. These statements have not been yet validated. All in all, the Ranger is a great truck for anyone who isn't looking for all the "bells & whistles"

Bob: I can't believe how many of them damn Ford Ranger's I see on the roads.
Jake: Yeah, thats because at one time they were the best truck around !

by MaRi0 March 12, 2010

fnord

A word placed randomly in sentences, purported to instill fear or uneasiness in the reader. Its use generally references a conspiracy or parody thereof.

Popularised by the Illuminatus! trilogy by Roberts Shea and Winston.

Not to be confused with fjord, those elegant creations of Slartibartfast from the Hitchhiker's Guide "Trilogy."

Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

by Lady Chevalier March 23, 2005

Ford Ranger

Small, economical truck made by Ford (1983-2011) that has unfortunately been discontinued. Mazda B series is a re-branded version of the same truck since companies pay a 25% tariff** on truck imports. Building a Mazda factory in the US was not economical for the volume they sold. Likely no longer made due Ford wanting to upsell consumers on a loaded F150 that's much more heavy and less economical than what a Ranger owner is looking for.

**(Bing Chicken Tax)

Ford Ranger like the Explorer and Probe seem more reliable than the rest of their cars. Must be cause Mazda was involved.

Now that the Ford Ranger is gone your choice is something big or bigger. I think I'll find a used Ranger.

In the USA Ford Rangers are driving by old people, young people and companies. Most anyone that needs a small truck with relatively decent mileage,

by Harley Earl January 5, 2012

Lucy Ford

(This is the correct answer) A pseudonem used by Slug, the rapper of the group Atmosphere (Rhymesayers ent.) to several things, As he says for himself; Hip hop, the mother of his son and his relationship with depressed or manic "unstable" women.

Ex 1: Shes a complicated maze, a Lucy Ford. But that crazed bitch is perfect"

Ex 2: Lucy Ford, I love her like a rap kid love's break"

Ex 3: I wanna scream Fuck you Lucy, but the problem is i love you Lucy"

Ex 4: It hurts to watch Lucy lose the dream, Ive had the pleasure of seing our hero kick and scream and when she calms down I turn the sound down and put my arms around the little lost and found and I'll tell her hush little lady dont say a word, or the rest of the village gonna know youre disturbed and if you let them know that youre vulnerable it aint no stopping for how far they open you slow

Taken from Slug's lyrics.

by annodat2 November 10, 2010

flordrobe

Where your clothes go when you're too lazy, or too preoccupied to put them away properly.

Eh, I can't even get to my bed because my flordrobe is so full.

We were so drunk and horny last night that I couldn't find where I put my underwear in the flordrobe.

by Heath Raftery October 15, 2007

Forded

To be an alcoholic. or to just get drunk or be drunk.

Lets get Forded tonight.

by LilTunechi90 May 2, 2011