Fuzzbuzzler

One who sniffs the fur of animals.

Stephanie is the biggest fuzzbuzzler I know.

by GlennMac March 6, 2013

Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

by DrBird February 18, 2017

Futzie

Somebody who appears to be a massive loser. People tend to have little to no respect for them, because they like radiohead. They are often a disorganised sweet-heart who seems to be a walking stroke of bad luck.

“oh my god look at futzie!”
“he is a total wreck…”
“I mean, I guess he’s trying.”

by Futzie hater October 20, 2021

Fuzz Turd

A loaf that has been allowed to fester for a period of time such that its surface had become fuzzy. When urinated upon, the Fuzz Turd fragments giving up a characteristic odor.

That perm of hers makes her head look like a 3-day Fuzz Turd.

by Fuzzman64 January 22, 2022

Fizzy Fuzz

Fizzy Fuzz sadly does not exist. I looked it up EVERYWHERE. If you have read the book 'Best Friends for Never', it is a fizzy drink similar to soda.

Please!!! Someone invent Fizzy Fuzz!

by Cecily de Vere March 7, 2017

Nuzz Fuzz

Hair on the nutz and ballz.

She didn’t like my ball sack so she shaved off all my nuzz fuzz.

She said my nuzz fuzz kept getting caught in her throat.

My nuzz fuzz is now shorn. My sack is smooth as dolphin skin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Grow some fuzz on your peaches

Man up; in a way that means grow some pubic hair on your testicles.

Matt: Ouch!! That hurt!

John: C’mon man. Grow some fuzz on your peaches.

by YexisfromTexas March 27, 2018