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Fucktard

Dumbass . There retarded people then there is fucktarded people. There is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people . When someone is so fucking stupid they can only be described as fucktarded.
OMG ! You are such a fucktard.
by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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Fucktastrophy

When your shit is so messed up, it aint just fucked up, it's a Fucktastrophy
After the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a Fucktastrophy.

His girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. She beat him down so low it was quite the Fucktastrophy.
by jennlm August 14, 2009
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funktitude

A scale of the funkiness of a person, place or, thing.
'It wasn't the drugs or alcohol in my system that made me run off the road. It was the funktitude of the song on the radio'-James Brown
by chefrob April 12, 2005
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Funktriss

A hot young girl who is hip and urban --with better style than most actresses, that leads a really cool life which leaves other females jealous.
That funktriss is too hot for this place, look at all the other females hating on her.
by Cara DeGregorio December 16, 2005
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Fucktardistan

A region in the U.S. that consists of Washington state, Oregon, California, and Hawaii that is so fucked up that it should just split away from the rest of America. People there have their heads so far up their asses that they cannot see. WA is northern Fucktardistan, OR is central Fucktardistan, CA is southern Fucktardistan, and HI are the islands of Fucktardistan.
"I'm so glad I finally got out of northern Fucktardistan"

"Oh shit, here comes a Fucktardistanian. Guess I better start waving LGBTQ signs around or they'll throw rocks through my windows."

"Washington? No, you mean northern Fucktardistan."
by Queen011CatFury February 10, 2023
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Fucktard

A fucktard is a special variety of retard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind.
"I'm gonna go fight Chuck Norris!"
"Dude, you're a Fucktard."
by WrongCastle February 7, 2010
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fucktardulous

So those presentations that are due tomorrow that we spent two weeks doing need to be redone because the template is wrong?

That's fucktardulous.
by Rusty Shackles August 23, 2011
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