fudgelito

The covert and forceful insertion of one's thumb into another's buttcrack in attempt to startle while yelling boisterously "FUDGELITO"

Shmeltz was walking up the stairs the other day when suddenly he heard the call "FUDGELITO!" as a thumb railed up his ass.

by Shaft January 25, 2004

fudge crayon

a wet turtle head capable of smearing skid marks into your underwear

'oh man, I've got a serious fudge crayon going on and it's drawing a pretty picture in my pants'

by RowdyRoddy January 8, 2010

fudge martin

an act of humiliation and anguish whereby one poops onto his or her hand and proceeds to slap another across the face or facial area.

Jesse was being a bitch and Janice fudge martin'd her to death
Jerome and Tyrone got into a scrap, Tyrone got the upper hand and fudge martin'd Jerome.

I'm so sick of being fudge martin'd uttered Lois poopily

by poo.radley August 27, 2011

Steaming fudgecicle

Getting shat on your shaft during anal sex.

When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!

by Lgio April 20, 2013

Fitchburg Fudgepacker

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.

My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

by shlongkeydonkey October 11, 2018

Corn Fudge

Pieces of, or the entirety, of an excreted product (typically out of the anus) that includes recently consumed corn that had not been fully chewed or digested, leaving full kernels of corn fully intact and visible among the rest of the excreted product.

1: Hey, did you try any of that sweet corn yesterday?
2: Yes I did! It gave me corn fudge!
1: Corn fudge? My favorite!

by youngmustangdriver June 29, 2021

Fudgel

an eighteenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything at all."

"Wow, she is really focused on he'd work today."

"It would seem so, but she's fudgeling as usual. When I passed her desk, she was playing Mega Annoying Invites: Friendslist Spam-catastrophe on Facebook

by Rae MomaJoker Boe December 1, 2015