fud

The buttocks.

I fell on my fud!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

fud

acronym for fucked up dick. commonly used to describe mess ups in blowjobs while driving

girl 1: i gave john a blowjob while he was driving to thanksgiving dinner.
girl 2: oh how did it go
girl 1: good except i gave him a fud when we hit that really big pothole on west street
girl 2: oh shit does he still talk to you
girl 1: yeah sort of i think he forgave me

girl 2: girl they will never forgive a fud

by my name is a secret sh July 27, 2010

fud

Heard emitting from the mouths of Mafioso chiefs after they've been to a dental or oral surgery appointment. The muddled Mafia mouth is caused by anesthetics' side effects, which result in the bosses not giving a rat's ass about their underlings' petty dilemmas.

"Fud-did aboud id!" said The Godfather after he had a root canal.

by Willie Gee April 13, 2008

FUD

Frequent Uncontrollable Diarrhea

Hey, I heard Andre has FUD.

by Phil philips the phith March 8, 2017

FUD

Fear, uncertainty, and doubt.

FUD has caused the stock market to crash!

by breakskater February 7, 2018

Fud

A synonym for food used by highly intelligent people.

Give me some fud I'm hungry as fuck dude.

by veinc June 28, 2018

Fud

Another way of spelling the word food, and is often used by experienced foodies as a way to assert their dominance over peasantry people who don't understand the art and influence of eating.

I like fud.
Imagine not like fud.
Fud.

by Chububub March 18, 2020