fucktoastface

A face so rough and crispy it would snap and implode with a mere backhanded pimp slap

Group of foreigners are walking down the path looking for their airline gate. And they all stopped suddenly.

A fucktoastface short guy with mommy issues barked at them "keep it moving!" in a clearly derogatory manner.

So I told him to “chill out, they are just lost passengers” and then he looked at me like he wanted to fight, but then saw a god before his eyes, and started to grovel and whimper away like the fucktoastface he is.

fucktoastface by TonyPony28 February 2, 2022

Alligator Fuckhouse 

A sex trick where the male bites the neck of the other, lock their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaing contact

Stephanie: "Last night Peter surprised me with an alligator fuckhouse for an hour!"

Alligator Fuckhouse by ak.oota March 29, 2022

kentucky fuckhouse 

when you breach ult and then brim ult resulting the entire team dying to the brim ult because of the stun from breach ult

lets do the kentucky fuckhouse

kentucky fuckhouse by egirlslayer2 August 18, 2023

tandara fuckhouse 

The greatest place to have a drink this side of Baghdad and smoke a Winnie Pink.

Amber: Hey Chris lets got to the Tandara fuckhouse
Chris: Yeah sure, I cant wait to choof a winnie pink and sink a long neck

tandara fuckhouse by crackafat1 September 21, 2023