fuchicochi

To not be truthful, or to cheat.

My boss wanted me to to fuchicochi the numbers today.

by Dr.Fuchi November 29, 2017

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Stat Fucked

When, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn't happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. After they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn't happened will happen the very next play. It applies to all sports.

"He hasn't missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game". He then misses. He was stat fucked.

(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)

by DNG1981 January 2, 2011

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puppet fucked

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.

Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.

by j$.devops August 18, 2016

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Fucked the Stripper

1. Any act that would cause a woman to call off her pending nuptials.
2. Any huge, egregious, mistake a person makes.
3. May also be used to define a general condition of a situation and seen as the acronym, "FTS".

1. Ryan really Fucked the Stripper when he went to Vegas before his wedding and hooked up with a stripper named Hammbone.
2. "Dude, you really Fucked the Stripper on that one."
3. "Man, this whole situation is FTS"

by TimN December 6, 2006

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