fucktion

fucking fiction, as in fiction that is so awesome that an expletive must precede it, or fiction that fucking rules, see also: George Saunders.

"Aw dog, I don't read. Shit puts me to sleep."
"Clearly, you haven't encountered any FUCKTION. And I happen to have a copy of Arthur Bradford's Dogwalker right here."
"Never heard of him. Are you going to finish that frankfurter?"

by hiddenballroom March 20, 2010

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Fuckation

Taking a vacation at home with your special ladyfriend and saving money by never leaving the bed.

I don't have any money for our anniversary so we're going to stay home and have a fuckation instead.

by Harmon Yall January 11, 2013

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Fucktionary

A dictionary that has only words relating to the practice of sexual intercourse.

"GUYS! I NEED TO DEFINE THIS WORD! WHERE'S THE FUCKTIONARY?!"

Or

Kid 1: "Guys, what's a clitoris?"
Everyone in the world: "GET THAT KID A FUCKTIONARY!"

by Seiboobanigav November 16, 2010

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mental fucktion

(noun) the act or condition of getting raped by a test or other measure of intelligence or knowledge

Teacher: Okay kids, time for some serious mental fucktion...

Steffan: So, how did your psych test go?
Sasha: Awful! I had such bad mental fucktion!

by Excuse My French March 26, 2009

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fuckation

1. Exclamation: A declaration or statement in which the speaker or utterer is indicating that they are completely and utterly in some sort of terrible predicament.

2. Noun: A Welsh or Kiwi's favourite shag sheep.

3. Adj: A situation where much badness is happening.

1. "The bill came and busted our underground! Fuckation!"

2. "Oh aye! There's the little fuckation now"

3. "Everyone was sacked. Utter fuckation that day"

by supple skin December 24, 2003

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