flodging

The combination of flaking and dodging. When someone no-shows an obligation and duck your phone calls, texts, etc.

Dave was supposed to DJ at 9 tonight but he's flodging.

by 09090909 August 31, 2015

ftlog

For the love of God

Ftlog, stop being such a jerk

by Inconceivable81 November 20, 2014

FTLOM

For the love of math

Do these problems not because I tell you to do them but FTLOM.

by JRJS Leslie April 6, 2010

ftoduck

a completely random correlation between an action and the device by which the action is performed

using the "f" key on a keyboard to perform a "ducking" action in game

Dude, I can't believe that girl gave you her telephone number after you told her you still live with your mom, that's so completely ftoduck.

by Grandpajonny July 14, 2005

Flodge

A sly word to mutter to your friends when a good looking girl walks past, or right in their face, because they'll never know what you mean.

Ash: you see that girl over their?
Kiz: yeah she's proper flodge

girl walks past

Ash: FLODGE!

by Ashley Squires April 30, 2008

Flodgy

Anything which is jelly like, wobbly or other wise unpleasently jiggly or flappy.

Little girl to her pregnant mother "Mama, your bellys all flodgy"
A pimp to his whore "Get yo flodgy ass outa here!"

by R!ch4rD December 30, 2007

floding

Failing to spell a word or words correctly.

I kept floding the word silhouette and spelled it s-i-l-o-e-t instead.

by Buloffinose Jones January 22, 2018