flutopotamus

A fat slut who doesn't care about who she has sex with as she as at the bottom of the sexual food-chain. As she is often turned down, she continues to hunt using her fat as a weapon.

i would never have sex with that flutopotamus! are you crazy amy?!

by smelly_girl November 14, 2011

Fructose

Sugar component found in seminal fluids that allows sperm to be motile.

better drink your juice to get your fructose counts up hay rob.
rob- 'its ok there high enough as it is, my girlfriend is overseas'

by j bocca June 25, 2008

Fritoes

When someone neglects cutting their toenails for so long, their length and color resemble Fritos.

For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.

by Mr. Met 1974 November 1, 2009

frito pie

Chili, most likely WOLF brand, not hormel. Heated and mixed with fritos and cheese. Some people like onions, but that is lame. Basically the base of the food pyramid in Texas.

jason from south carolina: whats frito pie?
jared from texas: ugh....

by thatboysabin November 22, 2005

son of a bean dipped mother frito

a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"

Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!

by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008

Frotor Boat

When you motor boat two afros.

These two fine seventies black models put their heads together and I TOTALLY FROTOR BOATED THEM!!!!

by Swagmastermax December 14, 2011

fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".

"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."

by Telephony March 18, 2020