Frumpy Dumpkins

"Frumpy Dumpkins" is a generic name used to describe the "ugly girl" that wants to be hot in any society. "Frumpy" is used to describe her fugly, lumpy, or bumpy self while "dumpkins" is implying that she is the type of girl you'd dump or find in a dump.

There also used to be a clothing line at frumpdumpkins.com that is stylish clothing for the not so stylish female.

"Look Zach is hanging around ole Frumpy Dumpkins over there in the quad."

I got my new shirt at Frumpy Dumpkins house last Wednesday!

That girl is a lil frumpy & a lil dumpy so she is Frumpy Dumpkins.

by WooTyTanG February 29, 2012

frump-a-lump

A frump-a-lump is quite a large, obese chick, one comparable to the size of a cow (rule of thumb), and is quite grotesque in nature. One also possesses behaviours that are quite foul, disgusting and somewhat off putting. You might go as far as saying a frump-a-lump is the perfect mixture between a frumpy and a heffer. Frump-a-lump's can be found across all demographic areas, ranging from lower, middle and upper class. Although most are quite prominent in Low Socio-Economic Status areas such as Dandenong and Croydon.

Danny - "dude, i copped some fat head this morning!"

Sean - "Sweeeet, was she mint?"

Danny - "Nah, i woke up, grabbed the paper, sat down on the shitter, and before i knew it a frump-a-lump was giving me a fresh frumpy! I didn't aven have to ask!"

Sean - "Oh dude, that sucks, was she from McRob?"

Dannny - "Yeah"

Sean - "Sweet!"

by gannog September 30, 2007

Bringing Frumpy Back

The opposite of "bringing sexy back". Not Aestheticly pleasing at all. Usually identified as a woman over 200 lbs, going bra-less, wearing sweatpants, flipflops, a t-shirt, and having less teeth in her mouth than she has fingers.

Friend 1: Oh my God! What the fuck is that thing? Is that Shrek?
Friend 2: I think it's a woman...
Friend 1: It's so fucking nasty!
Friend 2: Nah man, she's just bringing frumpy back.

by Steve Kalmertine January 5, 2009

frumps

a girl who is straight up lumpy, frumpy, bumpy, and pretty much anything else that ends in umpy. if there is anything else. also, she's not a lesbian or tomboy, she just doesn't know how to look pretty or shapely. she also often wears old lady clothes, but not in a cute urban outfitters way, just a frumps way. if you still dont know what frumps is, keep a look out and you'll eventually see a frumps, i promise you.

holy frumps, that girls got a bad fuckin case of the frumps. , you know that girl in our math class, im sorry, but shes just straight up frumps.

by beavertoothjones October 1, 2010

frumpy

adj; clothing style that usually consists of bagging, careless slothing i.e. sweatpants, large baggy t-shirts, sweatshirts, etc.

i woke up late so i dressed frumpy today.

by ergoegro February 17, 2008

frumpfortable

A piece of clothing or furniture that is extremely comfortable to wear or use, but is not visually appealing in any way.

My wife put on her frumpfortable purple dress. She said it was relaxing. I say it does nothing for me.

by Jay Coz July 16, 2008

Frumpteenskeen

noun;
A tem used to describe overly exagerated hair.

Jenni walked into the hair salon to get a perm and walked out as a frumpteenskeen.

by klk August 25, 2006