Skoot fruit

Skoot fruit is when you skoot (scoot) on a fruit

Wow look at the time we should go skoot fruit

by Crispy Pratt Pratt’s September 6, 2018

Fruity Perry

Bacardi + Lilt =one tasty shot

mmm that was one nice Fruity Perry

by fruity and perry September 26, 2010

frusterbate

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.

"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.

by running out of patience May 2, 2009

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010

frummel

A drinking game where a bunch of drunk males (females are welcome too, though they rarely choose to participate) stand around in a circle with one unopened can of beer. The first player shakes the can vigorously and then smashes it against his forehead. The can is then passed to the left. The next player shakes it vigorously and again smashes it against his forehead. The game continues in this fashion until the can eventually explodes against the forehead of one lucky guy, thereby making him the winner of the frummel and earning him the respect of his peers.

I cut my head pretty bad in the frummel last night, but it was totally worth it!

by Scott (Scotty, Scooter, S2H) May 22, 2008

Fruit Bad

Some lairy, skanky person who has the charisma and charm of knome, they are usually accompanied by a rotting stentch and can be found wondering around random places like Tesco's reduction fridges begging for items to be reduced. The term "fruit bad" derives from when such a person purchased a piece of fruit that was 10 weeks just because it was 99% off.

Person 1: aww man that angin woman just bought a sack of spuds that looked like they had cancer
Person 2: Eurrgh what a fruit bad

by AlfredTheGreat May 27, 2011

banging the fruit bowl

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.

Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.

by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013