Frontstab

To take a shiv or machete and stab it in another person's front.

What I don't like about Washington is people do not let you know how they feel. They're very nice to your face and then they take a shiv or a machete and they stab it in your back. I don't like it. I'm a Wall Street guy and I’m more of a frontstabbing person.

by ToxicSchiz July 30, 2017

Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018

Furry Fronts

Whenz dat bytch got dem braces onnn and she suck that thang and get dem pubes all up in herr grill. Yall know wat im sayin?

Daniel: Yo Grant dat bitchh Ryyann had them furry fronts last nyght whend hes was suckin that cock

Grant: that bytch trippin!

by BalloonMilk1 April 19, 2011

footstool

Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.

Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

it smells like big-foots dick

an expression used to say something smells awful

"uhg it smells like big-foots dick" is what larry said when he came in the room.

by luwis December 20, 2008

Frontside McGillicuddy

When a girl funnels 4+oz of Dr McGillicuddy's Fireball whiskey into her vaginal entry, and then proceeds to expulse the liquid into the partner(s) mouth(s) from no less than 1 metric meter away.

Oh man, last night Shirley gave me a frontside McGillicuddy and I was so effed that I pissed all over my laptop.

by JCity September 29, 2009

froot loop

Crazy,eccentric, weird, out there

You are a complete froot loop

by sylvy September 24, 2006