freelancing

Something you do if you want to spent intimate time with your PC on Saturday night and avoid your family's zombie movie choices.

A job that at times may drive you crazy and at others be quite satisfying. Pay varies greatly depending on the amount of BS you are willing to put up with.

Sorry honey I'm freelancing.

by Greylancer March 6, 2010

Freelance model

A sugar coated word used by people in social media from facebook, instagram and twitter who are jobless, no general goals of direction and delusional retards who live by thier parent's money.

Retard: im a freelance model
Normal person: so how much do you earn?

Retard: i dont work, my parents pay me allowonces . If you follow me on instagram its based on my my narcistic modeling. Thats how i earn.

by Mark Zuckerberg's intern May 31, 2020

Freelance

An talented and dedicated gamer that always look out for his team.

Dude, that guy that just killed me is such a freelance.

by Danly May 28, 2008

Freelance Photographer

Unemployed. when one who states he/she has a place of employment or something to do for earning potential when in reality, do not have this but in fact merely half obscure business cards done up on ms publisher. These people are " freelance photographers ".

Girl: Hey, so what do you do?
Guy: i uh..you know, work on contract...sometimes theres work sometimes there isn't...i shoot um, photographs and develop them in my basement. I don't make much, but when i do it's alright.
Girl : so you're a freelance photographer?
Guy: yeah.
Girl: nvm, not my type.

by Ivan P February 28, 2008

Freelancer

A game that is crap that no one plays.

<Nooblet> Freelancer is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<S_P> ROFL you play freelancer
<-- ChanServ has kicked Nooblet from #1.6 (User has been banned from the channel ROFL Freelancer)

by IE n00b April 11, 2005

Freigang

Rockin' P.I.M.P there is and ever was.

Wielder of 30" schlong, sexiest mofo on Earth.

Whoa, you know Freigang? PIMPIN!

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Freelance-fade

A phenomenon affecting male freelance writers, editors and translators. When the need to earn enough money to eat, time-zones and deadlines combine to mean that you do not see the light of day for several days and therefore do not feel the need to shave. The resulting stubble: freelance-fade.

His girlfriend longed to kiss him, but his freelance-fade scuffed up her porcelain cheeks.

by Chrisy09 January 21, 2009