Upstairs Frederick

A much taller woman going over the shoulders of a shorter man to jerk him off.

Yo. I went to dinner with this bitch, turns out she plays for the WNBA. She gave me an upstairs frederick and I came all over the table.

by Tyronebiggums197 August 11, 2016

Frederic Chopin

A dude who wrote poems with the piano

Frederic Chopin has a deep soul to wirte the way he did.

by Froggysense February 26, 2013

Ungrateful Freeloader

Someone who stays in a Sucker's living room for weeks at a time and shows no gratitude. This person will not cook for the Sucker, will not pay any compensation, will take food and drink from the fridge and will complain if they are asked to clean. When they finally get the hint and move out, they will bitterly complain about being kicked out in the Sucker's presence to the Sucker's friends.

(Example 1)
Ungrateful Freeloader: So can you go to bed? It is 9 o'clock and I want to sleep on the couch.

Sucker: No. This is my fucking couch, bitch.

(Example 2)
Sucker: Are you making dinner tonight?

Ungrateful Freeloader: No, I already ate.

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 3)
Sucker: I think you should start paying some rent as you are using my space, electricity, water, gas and internet.

Ungrateful Freeloader: How about 20 bucks a week?

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 4)
Sucker: Where is my caesar salad sauce?

Ungrateful Freeloader: I used it yesterday. It was delicious.

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 5)
Sucker: So can you clean the dishes? I want to cook.

Ungrateful Freeloader: You never clean, why don't you do it?

Sucker: Because I pay rent, bitch. Fuck you.

(Example 6)
Sucker: Move. I want to watch TV because some sport is on.

Ungrateful Freeloader: Urgh. Come back in half an hour.

Sucker: No, I am watching it now. Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 7)
Ungrateful Freeloader: So this guy just kicked me off his couch. Now I have to stay in a hotel. What an arsehole!

Friends of Sucker: Whatever, bitch.

(Example 8)
Ungrateful Freeloader: What are you doing today?

Sucker: Nothing.

Ungrateful Freeloader: Will you help me move?

Sucker: No. Bitch.

by madmorri March 14, 2011

Going to Frederick

Going to frederick is a way to talk about masturbating infront of people without them having any idea what you're talking about. It derived from a kid who could not hang out with the guys because he had "to go to frederick" In reallity he had nothing better to do than stay home and wack it, hence the phrase stuck.

What did you do last night?
There was nothin on tv so i just went to frederick
yea i'm going to frederick when i get home

by Mike and Mas May 17, 2006

Frederieke

A very Pretty and awesome girl who smells like flowers and normally lives in Europe.

Hey! You smell good! Is your name Frederieke?

by Jacobisafuckboy August 24, 2016

fedelin

fucking hilarious

Melissa: dude autumn that was fedelin

by Chinky56787 February 7, 2010

freelance styler

Someone who can not freestyle rap, and writes their verses before they get to the battle. freelance styling is ILLEGAL in rap

Dan: Did you hear Darrell's verse at the battle?

Don: Yeah he is obviously a freelance styler

by captainseatbelt March 18, 2011