Frumptard

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress

Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)

by dvst8r February 25, 2011

Frump Kissed

A homosexual sex position. Where two men have sex with another man at the same time.

Max: "Man I got so drunk last night, I got frump kissed by Jose and Eduardo".
Steven: "Wow, well I hope you stretched, ha"
Max: "Honestly, never had a better night in my life.

by apples1230555 August 16, 2018

bubblegum frumpy

When a guy drags his balls across the back of another guys neck.

Dude, don't bubblegum frumpy me!

by ZaakDelbridge July 3, 2015

Frampy

Gay Boy, Being a Frampy is being a gay person, but if you translated it exactly it would be 'Gay boy'

"The Lads, except Frampy..."

"OMG you're such a Frampy!"

"STFU Frampy!"

by Dom <3 Ryan August 11, 2009

Peter Frampton

A Large red 22 inch glass bong that stoners smoke out of in a small town called Du Bois, Pennsylvania. The bong derives its name from the album "Frampton Comes Alive!" released in 1976. The story behind the name of the bong is, the bong itself is the exact height of Peter Frampton on the cover of the album.

Group of Stoners - Dude, you wanna smoke Peter Frampton?

Random Stoner - I dunno man, it looks pretty crazy.

Group of stoners - Are you sure you don't want to "Feel like we do?"

Random Stoner - Pack it up!

by onefive March 12, 2011

frampton

a long,windy fart,often consisting of several notes,of various lengths and pitches,that may almost seem to 'speak'.
based of course on Peter Frampton's talking guitar,and noteriety for long,trailing songs. the frampton is the predescessor of the brampton;that being a long, turbulent dump without interupption,and with varying range of sounds.

"to my shock and embarrassment,my melodic frampton gave way to a violent brampton that rang out in the public washroom."

by travis pitts January 8, 2004

FRUMP

n. 1. A dowdy, unattractive or generally uninteresting girl or woman.
2. A staid, drab old fashioned woman.

She had let her appearance go, and she became a real frump.

by idea princess February 5, 2005