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A fraturday is a Saturday in which Fraternity bros get dressed in their "frattire" (polos, backwards hats, khakis, and frat flops) drink beer on the "fratio" while grilling and playing brotastic music along the lines of Oasis, Third Eye Blind, Dave Matthews, and many others
"Dude we were fratting so hard last Fraturday"
by Killarney March 17, 2010
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Creature Feature

While they are whored out by Hot Topic, and most of their fans are goth posers with tripp pants, they are actually a pretty good horror punk band.
When I say horror punk, don't expect horror punk along the lines of Misfits, which is typical rock driven by guitar, bass and drums. They are actually driven by synth drums, and two keyboardists that go by the pseudonyms Curtis RX, and Erik X, with Curtis doing vocals. Their name comes from a generic title for horror shows broadcast on local U.S. television stations throughout the 1960s, 70s and 80s.
They do a very good job of capturing the feeling old b-horror movies gave off. Their lyrics reflect such subject matters as Zombies (Aim For The Head), being buried alive (Buried Alive (duh)), and probably one of my favorite songs by them is Gorey Demise, which features a meeting of monsters going through the obituaries in alphabetical order.
Sadly, their image is being ruined, so many old school punk fans will call them posers, especially horror punk fans, and never give them a chance. But I encourage any fan of horror and punk to go and check them out. Their debut album was released a while ago. It is called "The Greatest Show Unearthed." Buy it, and keep an open mind.
Creature Feature aren't really over-rated, just whored out.
by Nighthawk41 March 12, 2009
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Fratulence

The resulting odour when frat boys gather for any lengthy period of time in a confined space. Typically the smell is a combination of farts, body odour, stale beer and weed.
The fratulence coming from Steve's dorm room after his all-night poker party made the fourth floor of Brockington House smell like a sewer.
by Winnipeg Man May 15, 2014
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fratulence

The ungodly air of rank beer farts at a fraternity party.
Fratulence Fridays: avoid.
by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015
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Fartuken

When one cups his hands in the Ryu style of a "Haduken", but simultaneously farts and thrusts the vicious ball of stink into someones face. Variations include a slap at the end, taunting about the smell, and savoring your own brand while the person keels over from the horrible odor(s).
I will fartuken your ass after a vicious meal of beans, tacos, burritos, and italian cuisine.

Hater #1: "Dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker"
Fake but scared fool #2: "yeah man, the hospital drove his ass away, he might make it"
by Vicious Fartukens July 24, 2009
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Knobb Features

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit
Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.
by Dyke_with_a_bite April 22, 2007
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Fatur

Derived from the hidden paradises of Southern Europe, Faturs are a rare type of superhuman that is dangerously sexy. They generally have wavy lush brunette hair and flushed cheeks. Their hazel eyes are piercing, almost scary, but can draw anybody in. They are extremely sexual and love experimenting in bed and can please anybody of any skill level and experience. You life will be changed after sleeping with a Fatur.
That hot girl MUST be a Fatur!

Fatur's are almost never single because they catch everyone's eye

hot sexy dangerous fire european
by firequeeniceprincess October 16, 2013
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