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Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.
1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.
by fork90210 October 2, 2009
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farging bastage

A euphemism for "fucking bastard." The mispronunciation comes from the movie "Johnny Dangerously."
by Bunky the Clown April 22, 2017
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forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by num421337 April 2, 2010
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forgighting

Getting in a huge fight and then forgetting why you were fighting. Usually an alcohol induced instance.
Man, Steve and Mark were totally forgighting at my house the the other night. I think it was because he gave him a wet willy.
by Spunky Union June 23, 2007
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Fogging Cold

When a persons exhaled breath is visibly noticable, its Fogging Cold.
For Example: When I went outside to let my dogs out, I could see my breath and I knew it was Fogging Cold!
by Elizabethtje81 June 4, 2018
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d-forcing

D-forcing is the act of playing music of the dragonforce variety very loudly at passers buy whilst in a car, in order to gain their attention and also to cause surprise. The idea is to have the music set very loudly but paused, so that when a target (a person at the side of the road) is about next to the car, you can press play and "d-force" them. It is important to know that having the windows down will greatly increase impact. For added effect a shout from the people in the car can be used to gain attention just before the music is played.
In a sentence: "You've been d-forced fool!" and "Whoa! I've been d-forced" or "Lets go d-forcing"
by BPJ Productions May 26, 2008
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Hayden Fortington

Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay
Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt
by PrincessHollyHaydensMissus October 27, 2020
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