breasts that have had plastic surgery and now have dog's chewy toys inside of them. for entertainment during intercourse.
Nicholas H: I hope my wife one day has squeaky-ts so i always have something to play with during sex.


by ASWW October 16, 2008
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The opposite of tl;dr.

To short; didn't read.
"Did you see how small his post was?"

"No, ts;dr"
by Harry Krishna July 26, 2008
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Literally, meaning "too stupid, dont care" ;
omg, ts;dc, you are such a loser.
by ahab July 15, 2004
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TS;NM (Acronym)
Too Short; Need More

Used when a message or post in forum sounds interesting but doesn't explain the story well enough or when OP makes a long story too short.
|jokester4079

I was at a party with a bunch of friends. There was a girl who was feeling ill so we went upstairs to help her relax. Long story short, it turned into an exorcism and two big guys were needed to prevent her from hurting herself and even they had trouble with it.

|Saucefire

Can you unshorten this story? I think this warrants an unshortening.

|catch22milo
It's like a tl;dr in reverse. Too short, need more.

|JewishHippyJesus

TS;NM. I kinda like it
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The opposite of TL; DR, standing for "Too Short; Read Everything." A demand for more, expression of accolades toward a body of text or a way to say kudos. Appropriately used, positively, when a body of text is worth reading all of, regardless of the length.
In reply to a comment: "TS; RE"

"Nice post, ts; re!"

"That novel was so good! TS; RE!"
by Drahcir Yaiba April 23, 2013
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Team Speak Whore

Classless whore who discusses her fetishes with all the boys on Team Speak.

See also:
Attention Whore
Whore of the Server
Emily talks about all her fetishes on Team Speak, only to have the boys post about it on the forums.

Emily is THE Team Speak whore.
by Vixen May 15, 2004
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