footed

Having a foot up a womans vigina .

i footed her cos her hole was so wide .

by boobar October 29, 2007

Foked (v)

Foked if the act of being shanked in the ass with a fork.

Idiot 1 - "oh shiot michizzle got foked!"
Idiot 2 - "god bless the TWMA"

by The iJon April 14, 2005

Whole Fooled

(verb): To shop at Whole Foods while being in complete ignorance of the fact that their CEO is an avatar of right-wing, pro-corporate capitalist exploitation at it's finest who created the chain specifically to rip off overly wealthy left-wing liberals who are into the idea of organic food as part of their lifestyle.

(noun): "Whole Fool" - A person who is Whole Fooled. Derogatory.

Jeannie loves shopping at Whole Foods because she's been Whole Fooled.

by NephilimNexus March 16, 2009

puddin-footed

Ususally refers to a horses foot. A bare-footed horse's foot spreads with time like a person who goes barefoot all the time.

That horse will wear a #2 shoe - It's puddin-footed. She's run around barefoot so long she's puddin-footed

by Tom February 17, 2005

Great tit and blue footed booby

The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.

Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?

by lilyoy June 9, 2021

slue footed

Is when u big and u so big yo chunky feet almost 1 inch from caving so. so they turn out this most likly cause u r knock kneed. in conclusion, yo legs on the verge of dead

daughter: ouch ma my legs hurt

mom: we’ll sit your slue footed, knock kneed ass down and they won’t

by vmoneylations October 6, 2021

Forked stick

A bi sexual male or female

John McQueen is a forked stick.

by Elise Aaron May 2, 2004