A man who intentionally commits a crime hoping to get arrested. Prior to this act, the Meth addicted pincushion stuffs as many drugs into their man cave as possible. When they arrive at a detention facility, they proceed to probe their own rectum to induce a bowel movement. This makes the drugs available to them for personal use and bartering. Items bartered for include other drugs, gay sex, phone calls, commissary, and a long list of further demeaning acts. Ironically always on the library list for the book "The Way of the Fish".
Fucking Burford...he rear ended that car intentionally after he went Brimmed Fluke. He missed his life of action on the inside.
by Fuqtoo February 02, 2023
by McGwire December 23, 2018
by MIKEY LEDERMAN IS A FLUKE FUCK February 03, 2017
by That’s him July 09, 2021
A fluke is something you do by accident that’s really incredible but you can’t replicate it/ do it again for nothing or anyone else.
When You kick the basket ball off the mountain top and it went through a basketball rim net . It was nothing but a fluke. Can you believe someone edit rim to room while I just got done reading it ? Can you believe it. Now re read everything once you done typing. That’s call proof reading.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 11, 2022
by TotallyNotRift April 29, 2021
Two faced person thats unsure of themselves. Acts as if they with the drama then backs down last min. Leaves you hanging all the time. Person you just wanna slap some confidence into.
(Commonly used in Baltimore and DMV area)
(Commonly used in Baltimore and DMV area)
Did he just run from that guy?
Yo a straight Fluke
Dawg you scared of the pussy or something?
Yous a Fluke ...boi!
Yo a straight Fluke
Dawg you scared of the pussy or something?
Yous a Fluke ...boi!
by Chauncy Chances October 18, 2018