Goober Fluker

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.

Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!

by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018

tanzanian titty fucker

The act of fucking a women's breasts while the man faces the women's feet. The women may toss the man's salad, if he's into that.

" Oh man last night Thelma was so horny, she let me give her the Tanzanian titty fucker, she rimmed me good and I delivered the ranch dressing."

by Mother Fucker 1 January 23, 2014

suck me, fucker

An expression of pissed-off disdain usually uttered by someone who has reached the end of their patience rope.

Hey man, although you may confuse this with an invitation, why don’t you suck me, fucker?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019

duck fucker

1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.

2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.

I can't stand working with Derek...he is such a duck fucker!

by livingdeadgirl September 23, 2008

chicken fucker

Military slang for "the person who takes charge and gets shit done."
This person is not necessarily the highest ranking in the group.

You come upon a bunch of people standing around a vehicle with a flat tire, smoking and joking. You notice there is a leadership vacuum - no one is taking charge, so you ask, "Who is fucking the chicken here? Where's the chicken fucker?" in such a way that inspires the most ambitious and motivated person to step forward into a strong leadership role.

by Bulldog 6 October 15, 2013

swish and flicker

a wizard swear.

"swish and flicker - that's my favorite"

by ellimae July 15, 2009

Hey Fucker

1. A term of endearment

2. To address someone you don't know who has pissed you off.

1. Hey Fucker you wanna go to the bar?

2. Hey Fucker I was siting there!

by TJ-Huddy January 13, 2009