Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016

Floorin' It

A sex position made by Eliot from Des Plaines where the man bends the girl over the drivers seat of his car, positions her head on the gas pedal, and every time he rams her from behind the engine revs.

Eliot: Dude I was parking with my girl last night and she begged for me to put her head on my gas pedal and bone her from behind, man I was floorin' it for like an hour.
Max: Damn bro, you floor'ed that hoe!

by Eadam000 February 25, 2012

Floobs

flat ass, drooping, saggy boobs

Rose, put a shirt on, I don't want to see those scary floobs!

by Atia February 24, 2008

floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.

Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?

by al September 30, 2003

floopily

v in the manner of something which is floopy

see also: floopy

Emma was acting floopily as she stuck her fingers in her ears and danced around the room.

by Liam Whales May 31, 2005

floozie

What your Grandma calls a hoochie.

"That Paris Hilton just looks like a floozie to me," Grandma said, though of course we couldn't understand her without her teeth.

by mbmargarita August 16, 2006

flobbity

Gelatinous; jellylike.

Her ass was flobbity, it wiggled when she waddled up to buy another three-scoop cone and diet coke.

by El Diablo February 16, 2004