Flonge

When something's not too big or too small. Not too hot or too cold. It's neither too little or too much. It's just right. It's proper flonge.

'This weather is proper FLONGE'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'

by Tomkinswag July 10, 2014

Flonky

A Flonky is somebody that you cool with but play too much.

“Bro you play too much , you flonky”

by Drewdidit March 2, 2020

Flonass

A brand of Aerosol sprayed in the ass to seal it and thus prevent it from farting. Usually applied forcefully in dark places.

That guy was farting a lot, so I beat him up and put some Flonass in his crack to shut his ass up.

by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 29, 2003

Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)

Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"

by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

Flonkage

An appendage that can be touched sexually.

If you stroke my flonkage tonight, I will feel much better in the morning!

by KushiBO August 22, 2016

flonp

Someone who doesn't like boys or girls

I was both gay and straight and now I’m tired of everything so now I mus turn flonp

by Big zorgus November 2, 2018

flonder type luck

When you obtain a scenario that was meant to be extremely lucky is actually extremely unlucky.

Dude, that was only a 1% chance to kill me, what the hell?
Wow, you must have flonder type luck.

by Doiry July 27, 2021