bog flog

A bog flog is when you masturbate on the toilet while talking a shit

Joe: I just need to go for a bog flog
Dave: Too much information dude

by majestic uber April 15, 2014

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Walmart and Six Flags

Partners in the world of great rejoicing for a specific ethnicity.

There are two places black people like to go and that's Walmart and Six Flags.

by revox360 January 14, 2008

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

flogging

Mainly S&M terminology, flogging is to use a whip for sexual enjoyment.

A 'flogger' shall remain for the moment 'any flexible many-tailed striking tool where the tails are simple strips of leather or similar substances, designed for use on the human body'.

He stood spread eagle against the wall, waiting with anticipation as the Dominatrix held her whip ready for flogging.

by pinklejupes April 13, 2004

flogsta

A borough of Uppsala in Sweden and home to mostly students.Known for high rents,wild corridor parties and the infamous flogstascream,which according to rumour has been going on since the buildings were new in the early 1970's.Some students like the Flogsta atmosphere whereas others want to move from there as quickly as possible.A lot of exchange students usually end up in Flogsta so there is exchange between cultures.

"I like Flogsta because I can scream as much as I want from the balconies or my window every single night at 10pm".

by DevoSpudboy April 3, 2007

Soggy Floggins

When a man(1) is laying down with head off bed and another man(2) inserts penis into man 1's mouth. Man 1 must have mustache to which rub man 2's taint, while also dabbling nose into man 2's asshole.

Andrew: Justin if you don't shit on my face I'm going to soggy floggins you.

Justin: Wait why not both?
Andrew: I'm not gay dude.

by Harry Sugma March 13, 2019