Flock of Bats

Uncontrolled, violent and quite frightening bowel action, often obliterating the original finish of the toilet bowl. Similar to a Flock of Sparrows, but done with the lights out.

Christ, I had to shit in the dark in the en-suite so as not to wake the wife, and after that vindaloo it was like a flock of bats. My subsequent actions with the toilet brush were akin to the labours of Hercules.

by Jobsagoodun September 7, 2006

flock face

The self-assured face and elaborate gestures that appear when one is explaining a concept that the he/she may not actually know much about. Usually accompanied by a condescending, stern voice and used by people who are known to be well educated in some previously explained remote subject. Not necessarily a sign of wisdom or of factuality, but a vehicle by which to convince the listener of your opinion or false set of facts and to make you seem credible.

Don't use that flock face on me, Michael Roy. I know for a fact that you were never involved in competitive opera.

by sddsgsgaaaaa1127 April 21, 2008

Flock of seagulls

80s new wave band from UK

also, a minor character in Pulp Fiction movie, nicknamed "flock of seagulls" due to sweeping funny haircut , resembling the band's frontman Mike Score

You. Flock of Seagulls. You know why we're here?

by dildo777 October 14, 2022

Flock Of Niggas

Do'ez flockz uh niggahs outside yuh houze talkin bout crack and dey gf's coochie

Yo' my nigga!
Yestahdai there waz dis huge flock of niggas outside my doorstep yo
they waz talkin bout Mrs.Johnsons cunt from down the street, dawg!

by SeaBearCircle April 21, 2013

flock 'o douche

a group or gathering of four or more douchebags.

check out that flock 'o douche hanging out by the pool table.

by Dominique214 October 22, 2010

flock of bitches

A group of slutty girls that go to wmc and gave each other bird nicknames. (aka: the flock, FOB)

the flock of bitches went to seaside just to fuck

by Rkabfkakendi3710 June 26, 2015

flock rag

in victorious when trina sprayed robbie with fake snow and robbie asked for a flock rag.

can someone get me a flock rag- robbie

by geheuwjwodoskwj November 11, 2019