flamer

a gay guy with no friends.

ROBERT RAJFER IS A FLAMER.

by Laughing Cow October 4, 2010

flabergastingandreisthebestatosus

Surprised that Andre is the best

get him to the hospital he has flabergastingandreisthebestatosus.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER April 3, 2009

flagerous

an argument which relies upon information obtained from a fake wikipedia article

Kathy tried to convince Harold that renal was a word by creating a fake wikipedia article about it. Harold discovered her statement was flagerous.

by Zach Frye June 8, 2010

flatzero

An ugly girl who would be considered a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Who also happens to have the chest of a 10 year old boy and the ass of Plank (Plank from ED, EDD, and EDDY).

Josh: YO, that girl is a flatzero.

Tom: Its not Ashley's fault she hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.

Josh: She still a flatzero BRO!

by uglyasianwhore March 1, 2018

Flakery

Acts or statements that can be described as a “profile in cowardice.” Moral or ethical equivocation fit under this umbrella. The adjectival form of ‘Flakian’ (see: Flakian).

“Did you see that Senator refuse to do anything close to standing up for his/her previously stated principles? I’m so tired of their Flakery.”

by @PoliticalProletariat November 15, 2018

Flaker

1. Someone who fails to honor commitments, either by making excuses or simply not showing up to the planned event.

2. Someone who regularly does cocaine, an illicit substance referred to by some as "flake."

It's been half an hour and Leo hasn't shown up- that fucking flaker.

You can't just snort the coke on my dinner table, you flaker!

by TyrianTyrell October 27, 2019

flaberbusted

Flaberbusted is the event you are surprised to a point where you shart in an explosive manner

Brad, Remember that day you flaberbusted so hard. you blew your pants off?

by Flaberbusted February 22, 2022