Flaturate

To saturate an area with new build flats which don't sell.

Developer: "Shall we build some more flats in this area?"
Builder: "No this area is flaturated"

by Izzyyy :) February 3, 2009

Flatubation

Masturbating to the smell of your own farts.

Flatubation is probably best in the morning when I have gas and morning wood.

by LefseLunatic September 13, 2019

Faturbate

The act of using your inner thigh fat to masturbate.

Dude 1: Yo, last night I got bored so I decided to faturbate.
Dude 2: That's gross dude.

by Mutheryucka March 4, 2016

flatulatron

A high-tech device for producing fart noises.

When I was a kid, we had the whoopee cushion. Now, we've gone the high-tech route with the Flatulatron.

by Beef_Injection July 16, 2016

Fistubate

Shoving thy fist into thy no'no regions hard and fast.

When I fistubate with myself, I always walk away sore yet complete.

I caught Sally fistubating earlier, and now here knuckles smell repulsive.

Why do Republicans fistubate to each other all of the time. It must get very cyclical watching each other ram fists up their dirty ass's and vagina's all day.

by Distributed February 23, 2009

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

fatuated

someone who is not aware that they are fat. they wear close that only "skinny" people should wear.

wow that girl is fatuated!

by naomi, jensen June 21, 2007