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Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."

Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.

Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.

Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."
Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!
by Evan June 17, 2004
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flare pants

the pants that all the thots in school wear
Jake: Damn. Taylor’s ass looks nice as heck in those pants!
Dan: That’s because they’re flare pants. All the hoes wear them
by urbandictionary1904 November 29, 2017
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flar

a homosexual man that is obsessed with the user vibiq on discord.
hey is that flar dickriding vibiq?
by cultists February 20, 2023
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Flaky hoe

people that smile in your face but hate you tho talk shxt behind yourr backk.
all these flaky hoes be smiling in my face when you see them but when they turn they back you wanna tlk shxt.
by Realbxtchh April 17, 2009
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Flareondriod

A bot created by Digital Edge thats used on many psim servers. User approved bot and user approved dankest bot. It has dank memes from John Cena to Harambe. Also called the best bot on some psim servers - which is true. Also yes, its name is misspelled, that's how dank she is.
That bot could be the next Flareondriod!
by ProjectChromium August 17, 2016
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Flaky

Often leaving friends behind and ditching them
Ian from Elkton is often considered the definition of Flaky.
by blesheet April 13, 2015
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flarge

A very large shaped person. A combination of "Fuckin" and "Large".
"Hey Check out that flarge bitch across the street".
by The word Mister October 30, 2006
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