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Floppy Fanny Flaps 

When vagina flaps are disportportionally large in comparison with other body parts. Flaps are slighyly loose and flappy, and may clap or flap during a fanny fart.
"Warren, was that a machine gun?" "No sally that was just Jenny's floppy fanny flaps".
Floppy Fanny Flaps by haynah September 16, 2005

bacon flaps 

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps
bacon flaps by Ezman May 19, 2003

bastard flaps 

The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.
"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."

"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"

snoot flaps

better word for a dog jowl.
Pit bulls have the best snoot flaps!

Whipping the Flaps 

Female masturbation.
I could hear my roommate whipping the flaps last night after going to bed.

I walked in on my sister whipping the flaps to lesbian porn.

I spent the whole weekend whipping the flaps after my boyfriend canceled his visit.
Whipping the Flaps by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020

fuck flaps 

Her fuck flaps looked like a mound of old lunch meat.
fuck flaps by berserker256 May 17, 2003