Flander Effect

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.

Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.

by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019

Mitch Flanders

He isn't gay.

Ya boi Mitch Flanders bout to fuck the whole game up.

by Cameron CoIe August 4, 2011

trash flanders

Used to describe a person who is absolute garbage and disgusting.

Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the Simpsons universe -Trash Flanders is his evil twin.

*sees someone run a red light*
You: "typical Trash Flanders"

by tedk42 December 23, 2017

Flanders

The type of person that cares about stuff other people don't, just in case anyone is sensitive to it.

AuDacious, stop being a Flanders!

by Tanjiahdo May 1, 2018

Flubby Flanders

A sex act in which the male heats up a needle then carefully puts it inside the urethra without touching the walls, then pisses so that the heat of the needle and coolness of the urine mix inside the penis. The male then tasers his balls and ejaculates into another male’s nostrils

Zort: aye bro I Flubby Flanders’d your dad last night

Dude 2: Without me?

by Queef’s Throwaway March 5, 2023

Ned Flanders

A crack head who is living in the Simpsons and is annoying as fuck.

I met a Ned Flanders yesterday.

by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023

Flander Whore

a Man who wishes they were promiscuous, but his penis is too shriveled up to be.

He bragged about having sex with the whole block but he was such a flander whore!

by Literature Sage October 17, 2021