Falker

term used to describe facebook stalkers. You know the ones, they add only girls and always have posts saying 'do i know you?' and then randomly try and strike up conversations with them in the hopes of finding someone mentally depressed enough to go out with them. Where they usually proceed to hide in the bushes and lick their windows late at night because although they like to seem like players they're really just sad lonely pathetic people with no lives.

Man falls off a building.

everone: good he was a falker!

by hi11m4n August 3, 2010

flacker

1.) A fucking slacker.
2.) One who flacks.

"Man, look at that flacker. He can't do anything right!"

by Annie 37 July 11, 2006

flanker pipe

peeing out of ur butt

Sean flanker piped in the bathrrom

by ?Quinn May 11, 2004

flaker

Flaker is a form for homosexual activity between two person with huge and ugly lip.

Eyh, mofo stop flaking that ass.

by Henrik November 1, 2003

Flawker

Someone who, after they have deficated in a toilet, without wiping, flushes and walks away

What Flawker has been in here? The dirty bastard!

I thought it was baked on, it must have been from this morning, he flushes and walks, the flawker!!

by Dee.Dee April 12, 2010

flaker

There are only 2 types of people in the world who eat flake chocolate bars:
- women
- gays
.'. you're gay or a woman

"hey little phil, stop flaking it up, n00b"
"FLAKER!"

by Teh_Jake October 1, 2005

falker-parker-pounder

why wouldn't you parker first? befo da falking and pounding, i mean. dats whaz i talk 'bout mofo

I drove all the way to a small country town before i finally falked 'er park 'er and pounded 'er.

by Yolinda Lubenoffsky August 14, 2003