flamering

The action of running around with your ass on fire. Usually someone who is of less intelligence than their peers.

OMG guys!! He's flamering! Stomp him out!! Stop, drop and roll!!!

by Amanda and Nicole September 17, 2006

Flagging

When you have been on a massive bender and feel like utter garbage the next day.

When he came home he was proper flagging

by HelpfulUrbanator October 26, 2017

Flagging

To insert a flag with pole or handle into someone's anus while singing your countries anthem.

Last night , I flagging my spouse in bed.

by TrixieTheKat November 20, 2019

Flagging

Where one or more guys cover there face like with a ski mask etc. and then show some woman or women there dicks and often waving it up and down like ca flag hence the term flagging and then they run.

Lets go flagging.

by The Fury 13 December 22, 2010

Beyond the flattering smile.

a phrase meaning that when a Korean woman flatters you by smiling at you in order to escape from imminent personal danger you should know she will betray you without hesitation

I won’t fall for her honeyed words, beyond the flattering smile. I’m gonna repatriate the hooker to back the Korean Peninsula.

by Amamo-chan January 29, 2006

Flagging Tits

Flat, sagging tits that old women have. They flail around during sex. Hence, flail + sagging = flagging. Flagging tits.

Dude, the old bitch in Jackass 2.5 has some flagging tits.

by laundry room closet July 31, 2011

Blaggering

The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.

Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.

by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022