i got five on it

"I got five on it" is a statement from the Luniz. They were a rap duo from the yay area. The term means i got five on: that sack, that bottle, that BLUNT... hahaha

Ya, i got five on it. Hurry up and roll it up

by maxinda925 January 31, 2005

Five-Oh

Slang term for the police. Originated from the popular TV show Hawaii 5-0. Commonly used as a warning that the police are nearby.

*on the phone*
S: Hello?
D: Dude, five-oh, take off.
S: What about you?
D: Uh, they kinda spotted me.
S: *hauls ass*

by Obviously Obsessed January 9, 2015

Five on one

A term for masterbation. As in you are playing five against one.

Where is Johnnie?

He is watching some midget porn and playing five on one.

by Nick Franocne September 13, 2006

five on rye

a knuckle sandwich, a punch

Used famously by Bill Murray.

"That drives me nuts. I want to give them a five on rye when I hear that"

by boxhell November 12, 2012

Monkey Five-Oh

An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).

Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.

"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"

by DardaDos September 1, 2005

Five five five one two one two

Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.

He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story

by Kuehlstein February 14, 2018

five oh patrol

A brave band of individuals who have taken it upon themselves to keep a keen eye out for police ambushes.

Damn, I wish I could be a member of the five oh patrol

by thugnationstation April 1, 2010