Irl Jeremy Fitzgerald

Best mutual to have, very funny person. Would definitely eat glass if it looks tasty. Pretty much would eat anything.

That pencil gripper is looking very tasty, going to pull an Irl Jeremy Fitzgerald

by Olachi August 16, 2022

Fitzgeralding

Up to no good. Crime. Mischief. Doing bad.

Friend "Wanna go fitzgeralding?"
Me "Sure. I'll grab the eggs and toilet paper!"
Friend "Remember to wear all black so you can't be seen."
Me "Obviously. Let's roll, brotha!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The worst president ever, actually is in hell with Margaret thatcher.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy got assasinated for a reason

by Anttonedodeson March 2, 2025

Derek Fitzgerald

A Derek Fitzgerald is usually the sexiest kindest person you can meet . Has a horsecock and will fuck your bitch if he don’t fuck with you . He once smoked black tar heroin with Tupac

Holy fucking shit I want to be fucked by Derek Fitzgerald so bad

by Derekfuckscats June 7, 2020

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Fitzgerald

The last name of a very Irish family. Be warned...as this family is louder, stronger, and funnier than any family you've encountered before and they can hold their alcohol like no ones business. It is always a pleasure to be at the Fitzgerald's because you are treated like one of their own. Come to family dinners prepared; they never argue, but they bring up controversial topics on purpose because they absolutely love to debate. When dinner is over, so is the debate and they shall return to their normal selves.

Man, did you see that family? What a bunch of Fitzgeralds!
How is he not drunk already? Must be a Fitzgerald.

by Da Cheshire Kittu August 3, 2021

brennan fitzgerald

A fucking legend who gets all the bitches.

Oh, it's Brennan Fitzgerald...I think I am gonna have an orgasm.

by zoe jeruso March 6, 2017