FMITF

FMITF: Abbreviation for for "Fuck Me In The Face"; an explanation more commonly used to express great frustration, distress, or other negative emotions.

Tom: We have a quiz today.
Clarissa: Seriously! I didn't study! FMITF.

by swampeyes April 3, 2009

Fixity

A term used to confuse a guy in vegas via text after he asks "what are you doing" at 2:23am. ? and he responds with "Yes Please"

girl: I gave that guy that bought me drinks my number. He just texted me what am I doing, what should i say?

friend: *grabs phone.... "FIXITY!"

by Vegas ready October 22, 2011

fomit

farting and vomiting at the same time

“awh man, i just fomited”

by jginvin January 11, 2019

Finite

When something is really cool like extremely nice it’s finite pronounced fin-nite

That’s finite!

by Love2lead June 22, 2019

Finity

Being finite.

I'm sick of this finity. All about location, power, and time... let's transcend this shit, this entire monkey business. Let's be free.

by Franko Unamerican July 31, 2009

FMITA

Short for fu** me in the ass. Used when even events take a turn for the negative, usually impacting you.

You go all in on a straight flush, the last card draws your opponent a royal flush; hence you can say "Well, FMITA!"

by morena capoeirista September 12, 2009

Finiti

A cool, beautiful, nice, and adoring person. Sometimes may like to get what she wants, also may like to many people at the same time.

Your so Finiti with that smile
Your as beautiful as Finiti

by Stefaniee MeChikea November 27, 2010