by kireik March 5, 2024
Get the Fib fest mug.by Wagwaninator October 30, 2019
Get the All facts no fib mug.Billy told Emily a little Dick Fib so he could get her in the sack. Shit, he figured she wouldn't see it anyway.
by buddy-doo February 8, 2009
Get the Dick Fib mug.When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.
by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011
Get the Fluffy Floater Fib mug.To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.
Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"
Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
by craffffffffftz October 21, 2010
Get the Facebook Fib mug.Travis: How did John get out of a ticket doing 90 in a residential?
Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.
Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!
Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.
Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!
by McDoh! March 12, 2010
Get the Sticky Fib mug.A Cov-FIB (Covid19 fucking Illinois bastard) person or persons who come to visit the Nothern regions of the United States (like Wisconsin) during wake of the Covid19 pandemic and spread the virus towards Canada while utilizing fancy vehicles and boats.
I wish these Cov-Fibs didn't come to visit here in the wake of a worldwide pandemic while ruining Wisconsin at he same time.
by PsykoChinchilla May 28, 2020
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