Felch

To suck cum through a straw out of somones anus after having anal sex with them

Dave felch's his cat

by Maureenfell July 4, 2009

felching

To blow your hot, creamy load into your partner's anal orifice, then removing the aforementioned cream with your mouth, only to make out with your partner.

by Kojack September 26, 2003

felching

The practice of sucking, licking up semen from a guy's asshole.

I love felching a load out of a hairy guy's asshole.

by CubNSF November 7, 2015

felching

felching is the act of allowing a gerbil to root around in your colon

Bill and Ted had an amazing felching session last night.....till the gerbil got stuck and they wound up in the emergency room

by DanaLMay April 26, 2005

felching

the retrieval of semen from the anal passage via suction

Danny: I tried a great new sex position last night
Ramjad: What was it ?
Danny; felching !

by yoyoyojo April 11, 2015

felching

Felching is rooting around your butt for stuff. But you probably already knew that. I'm just gonna tell you how to use it in a sentence in nice company to see if they're game.

For example when you're waiting in line at a movie, you can say "does anybody know where "Felching in Bukakistan" is playing?

by bozo_de_niro June 22, 2010

Felching

The act of retrieval of semen from the anus via suction

I was felching my ex as i regret having sex with her

by Meme slave April 21, 2017