funtrouble

When someone always gets into trouble, but you know it’s always going to be fun too.

She knew how to have fun but always got in trouble, she was a bunch of funtrouble.

Do you want to go out tonight and get into some funtrouble?

“Oh no, here comes funtrouble.”

by Dwaiisy September 11, 2020

White Fountain

When your lying down and you ejaculate so high that it sprays upwards then back down. Like a Fountain. Its is white because that's the colour of semen.

I had a furious wank yesterday it was so nice. I wanked so hard that I made a white fountain.

by BigFatAlan August 27, 2019

funto

funto is an amazing person with a great up beat personality. she will always have a smile on her face and whenever funtos around you know the party's started. Everyone loves funto cause she's just that effing amazing. Dinosaurs wish they were funto. most people mistake her for crazy but that's only because the kid definitely knows how to live life.

person:"hey funto"

funto:SHMUR

person:"hahahaha classic funto!"
or
DUDE your smiling so much you could almost be a funto!

by cheeseballchum January 17, 2013

venetian fountain

when, after giving a blow job, one spits the semen back into the guy's face

Kayla: "Guess what Kelly did last night?"
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."

by CB1703 March 3, 2009

Troy Fountain

A legendary pool of magical water found in Hackberry, Louisiana said to have powerful effects upon drinking from it. After taking a drink from this fountain, it is believed that the individual is ascended into an unrivaled story teller, able to create unbelievable and captivating tales.

Ah dammit, I just got 1-up'd. That guy must have visited Troy Fountain.

by westlakehand September 13, 2011

Happy Funtime Party

A gangbang, but specifically a gangbang with a stripper or professional sex worker of some type. The implication is an impromptu gangbang usually with the stripper hired in for a bachelor party, or the strip-a-gram girl sent out to some other type of stag event or sausage fest.
While not an event which to fit the definition requires consent, there is some implication of it being a business transaction, the terms might not be particularly favorable for the provider as the settled upon price may have been influenced by the fact that the provider was naked and outnumbered.
As expected, this occurs more frequently when the sex worker is inexperienced or unprepared for the scene, but it also tends to plague providers who are overweight or are less attractive for some reason or another.
When a Happy Funtime Party is initiated because the party goers were disappointed with the stripper the ensuing activity can easily degenerate into a Pig Fucking Contest.

That may have been the most whiskey tango bachelor party I've ever attended, the stripper was pushing 40 and had a prosthetic leg and a lazy eye and she took an extra fifty to upgrade the toy show into a happy funtime party.

by Phineas T July 5, 2009

fountain

Verb.

To consume a beverage from a bottle or carton by pouring it in your mouth without touching the opening with your lips. Usually done to prevent the spread of germs or undesired backwash.

Friend 1: Yo, I'm thirsty. Can I have some of your Mountain Dew?

Friend 2: Yeah but you better fountain it. I don't need to be drinkin' your spit.

by JackalopeJess January 27, 2013