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Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.
by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020
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Faptoring

The act of masturbating to photos of the Ford F-150 Raptor.
Billy was late for work today because he was up all night Faptoring.
by tommytherangerwook July 23, 2021
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festering

to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.
i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.
by smethan December 27, 2007
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Jack Fotheringham

A young Scottish celebrity known for his fun-loving attitude and boisterous behaviour. Jack is from a small town near St Andrews, on the East coast of Scotland.

Fotheringham is known as something of a lady-killer. He attended Merchiston Castle School in Edinburgh until 2008, when he was expelled for misbehaviour. In his career at the school, although being known as a fine character, was involved in several incidents leading to multiple suspensions.

Jack is known to frequent the St Andrews scene and is often featured in the press for his exploits with co-conspirators Grace, Broodie, and 'Fatty-Boland'.
"I love Jack Fotheringham, although, from what I read of him, he can be rather a posh pompous twat!"
by Andrew XY January 14, 2008
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futhering

1. An Irish word meaning to fiddle with something.

2. A word used to describe an act of foreplay without being overly explicit.
"Hey, how'd you fix the TV?"
"Just by futhering with it for a while."

"Did you have sex with him?"
"No, we just futhered all night with isolated cases of penetration."
by The Point News April 14, 2010
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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
by smokin_oil December 7, 2009
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footering

someone who fucks around with your things. Lookin in places they aint meant to be lookin. Using stuff they aint meant to be using. Touching stuff they aint meant to be touching. Sometimes stealthily.
Don't go footering around with none o that shit that don't be concerning ya.
by Loveheart March 28, 2005
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