by leolion87 November 30, 2011
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Get the mrs. faris mug.by Naluppu Gurram December 25, 2016
Get the Faris mug.1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities
'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.
by DuncansDad October 18, 2011
Get the fartistry mug.Farrisa is a grotesque creature usually seen in Singapore. it have a disgustingly hairy body which is quite disproportionate, have sharp yellow claws and nasty uneven teeth. They usually feed on human feces and sometimes organs of children. There was a case of a missing child around 2019 late December. Days later her body was found mutilated, vital organs were missing and her body was even flayed…
Mommy: don’t come home too late if not Farrisa will skin you alive and eat your heart
Zungling: what the fuck
Zungling: what the fuck
by Mr cum June 26, 2022
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"I sang so loudly and so frequently on the train that it seemed like there were 20 Faris Al Zakris eyeing me!"
" He kept telling me to get Loading Screen Simulator like he was Faris Al Zakri or something!"
"Someone turned off the Intraernet. I sure hope Faris Al Zakri didn't invade my home!"
" He kept telling me to get Loading Screen Simulator like he was Faris Al Zakri or something!"
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by A.M.F.G. March 22, 2023
Get the Faris Al Zakri mug.When Francisco has too eaten too much black beans , rice and pico de gallo, his gastro system gets so upset that he becomes an artisan fartisan.
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