fardening

Farting while gardening

I have many hobbies, I love to read, I love fardening on a nice spring day in the privacy of my own home.

by DecalSurvivor March 24, 2017

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Furkling

When you partner tries to initiate sex, usually whilst intoxicated.

"He tried furkling last night, i told him No"

by Arabpseudonym January 17, 2019

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Freeling

just. stop. There is literally no point going here unless you have a sport to play for a day. Their sports teams are disgustingly bad.

Guy 1: Ayo, man have you guys played against Freeling yet?
Guy 2: Nah, expecting an easy w though.
Guy 1: Sucks that it is an away game, probably the max amount of people that have been to Freeling before lol.
Guy 2: Not wrong, the town is shit.

by DXL ZOID July 3, 2019

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Farking

The physical sound and act of actually barking. Can be referred to as fake barking because When your fur-member barks at someone that is at the door. However, upon getting up and going to the door you then realize that you just got played because no one is at the door.

Dude, why are you farking at the door no one is even there!
I swear if you dont stop farking I'm putting you In the kennel.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020

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